Today I have had a very interesting chat with a good friend of mine and we both totally agree that men out there either have no balls or are just too interested in following their pecker to the easiest target floating around the venue.

This has happened to both of us for as long as we can remember and I am sure other seemingly normal, well dressed ladies all around the place.

I actually cannot remember the last time I was approached by a guy that i didn't already know, not sure if there was a bit of a 'don't approach me vibe' happening, but either way in all instances one of my more scantily clad, larger breasted (tackier dressed) friends has been approached.

This has happened not just once but almost on every occasion we have been out to a bar.

Males Perspective on this topic:

And i quote...

'You two girls just look like you would be hard work, we always go for the one that looks like you could take her home after one vodka'.

Cheers guys, you are really going to meet your future partner that way.

Also thanks for making us feel like we are lepers.

TARTS- WE KNOW YOUR GAME PLAN

MEN RE-THINK YOUR ACTIONS!

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Everyone has that one friend or partner of a friend that just seems to feel way too comfortable/get too close for comfort with your significant other.

The big issue here is how do you deal with this.

It can be a bit of a sensitive subject and is usually enhanced when there is alcohol involved

How to deal:

-          Laugh it off and excuse yourself to bathroom

-          Some people are just touchy people in general, wedge a handbag, elbow or drink in between you as the buffer

-          Ensure their other half (if they have one) knows you are not interested

-          Don’t respond to their calls and or messages etc.

-          Lots of people are just looking to add some spice or drama to their relationship – make sure you are not the center of               this
   
-          There are a lot of man sluts and slappers out there, don’t be another notch on their belt.

I think that you really just have to trust that if your partner wanted to pursue something with one of these floozy's then they would and it is their loss.
Moral of this post = The person you want to be with is the one that wants to be around you all the time.

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So we are only one week in and 2013 is already shaping up to be an epic one!

Few things contributing to this which start with New Year's Eve. Though I may not have been very coherent after 1am, I got to spend the evening with great friends!!.

Have had some good beach time with the girls and have started off this year quite healthy. (Disregarding possible alcohol poisoning New Year's Eve)

My best friend played cricket for Aus and is currently killing it!

Have one of my closest friends engagements in Feb and have also been asked to go to a pretty ridiculously amazing event.

So far I am quite in love with you 2013!

Xxxxxx L
 
Holy Shitballs its 2013!

2012 I am saying good riddance, you have been a C of a year!

To all my beyond amazing friends and family that have been with me through the shit of a year that was 2012 I love you all to pieces!

BRING ON 2013 and lets make it a f*ckong awesome one!!!!!

Have a fabulous New Year's Eve everyone, sending big love to all!

Over and out until 2013.

Xxxxxxxxxxx L
 
I am kicking this post off with full admission I am actually a massive dork... I just finished watching that horrible Britney Spears movie crossroads and have now loaded spotify with some vintage Britney beats. She was so babeing back in the day.

Today was one of those days that seemed to be full on alll day and went forever... So much so that when I left work I actually forgot where I parked the morning seemed such a distant memory.

Onto the fact 2013 is just around the corner...

Dear 2013, please be amazing because to be honest 2012 was a bit of a C word.

Have a fabulous last few days at work. For those like mysel that have to work through chin up there is always hard liquor to help you through!

Love to all xxxxxxxxxxx L
 
Re-cap of my week = BOOZE

Had a fab date/celebrated my half birthday, taught someone how to tie their shoes,, Xmas lunch with the girls then a killer night out last night with great people. All in all I just had an outstanding week of ticking boxes really!

Life was a tad of challenge for me today as I had a hangover from hell. (First world problems)

I fell asleep beside the pool and am currently resembling a glowing tomato - pretty hot I know.

Proceded to catch up on some work - complete over achiever, then I busted out some Super Nintendo and a beer.

After reading the above I have actually decided that yes I am basically a guy.

This week will also be a cracker... Heading down to Melbourne to hang with my best friend and hopefully will come home with a working liver.

Bring on some public holidays for me I'm dying for a day off!!!

Xxxxxxx L
 
Over the last few weeks a friend of mine has started sort of seeing a guy.... Everything is really good, she knows all his friends so its all very easy and relaxed.

He then informs her that one of the guys he knows likes her.. This comes to a head when everyone is together at the same time.

It has actually made me realise there are some men out there that are worse than women when it comes to being just am absolute bitch!

- He tells one of her closest friends the new guy is a player.
FYI twat everyone is a player at some point in their life, yes even ladies. Being picky before you settle does not make you a player.

- Procedes to openly bitch about them (whilst sitting right beside them)
Are you 2 years old?

- Gets one of his friends to call her to find out where she is.
Once again are you 2 years old? She obviously isn't answering your calls for a reason.

- DON'T YOU FEEL AWKWARD YET?!!!

Basically I am actually extremely surprised he has never had a solid punch to the nose!

It's just rude, stop trying to grass cut.

Xxxxxxx L
 
So being on the dating wagon obviously brings with it the bevvy of some good, some not so good dates.

These are obviously not all coming from me (I have got some from my single friends girls and guys)

When going on a date there are certain instances which can make it go from peachy to I need to phone a friend.

Deal Breakers as follows:

-          Paying in coins, then not buying the next round and offering your siler coins – if you want to pay in coins take me to maccas where this is acceptable, they have a small change menu.

-          Patting ones back or head a few minutes into a first date - I am not your family pet dude

-          Talking about your ex after we have been sitting there for literally 2 minutes

- Calling me mate, dude and man doesn't exactly inspire romance

-          Whipping your phone out to text your mate while we are literally eating dinner

-          Ordering yourself a drink when at the bar and not even bothering to ask if I would also like one

-          Too much eye contact, its unnerving  – you are making me feel like there is something on my face

-          No banter.

-          Turning up in old shorts and a shitty t shirt- it’s a date, make a little bit of effort, because im wearing heels and now feel like a knob for getting dressed up.

Date goers take note.



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I had a conversation with a girlfriend the other day which made me realise dates from hell are happening all over Sydney at the moment its like all the nut jobs have come out in force and decided to start dating.

This man pursued her solidly for 9 months before she decided maybe after all his effort in trying to get me to go out with him I will bite the bullet and just go!

So this guy shows up to the restaurant on time...my friend is thinking ok he is punctual..TICK
However it is when he stumbles over to the table and slumps into the chair she realises he has had one too many nerve calmer beverages before this date.

After half an hour of drunk conversation (on his behalf) he goes to the bathroom, returning on his phone he proceeds to invite the rest of his family down to join in on the date. Stocks in this guy are falling fast.

It is when his father arrives (also hammered) and says hello giving her a kiss on each cheek then says loudly ' so i hear you are ethnic'. This is the moment when she thanks F*CK she drove.

A few other highlights from this evening were the guy sitting on his phone half the night, the brother asking my friend how his brother was doing on the first date out of 10, the 3 guys trying to break up a domestic argument which had nothing to do with them and of course the ever so appropriate discussion of PDA and sex amongst the dad and 2 brothers.

She doesnt hear from him for a few days but then receives a nice text which is the icing on the cake, it reads 'Put out or get out'!

Safe to say she has never responded to any of the million other texts she has received since.

I am warning all you single ladies out there right now that it might be wise to get some info on the guy you are dating before you actually go, some of them are disguised as normal.

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Happy effing Friday!

Thank god it is finally here.....this week has been one of those weeks that feels like it has gone for a year.

Bring on some serious champagne action this afternoon!

Have a fabulous one!!!!!

Xxxxxxx L