Good morning to all and happy Saturday!!

Up bright and early for a run and the fact I woke up at 5am such a horrible nights sleep.... Possibly due to the fact one of my good friends just got engaged while at Amalfi Coast!!! BIG CONGRATS and lots of love and kisses to Jen and Aaron!! Xxxxx

Weather is meant to be superb this weekend bring on the sunshine!!!

Xxxxxxxxxx L

Another week = another Friday afternoon at work counting down until wine o'clock.

Bring on a weekend with beautiful girls for Kate's cellar tea (really just a boozy girls lunch a few weekends before the debauchery of her hens) and a lot of football watching and beach. Of course lots of wine but that goes without saying.

ahhhhhh finally summer!!!!

Have a fabulous one.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L


PS GO MANLY

You could be hottest thing since sliced bread...but if you don't bring the banter or at least some form of entertainment to the table....there will be no party for you my friend.

Men, you are not the only ones who get bored easily.

If it came to choose between the really cute guy that was literally sending 'hey girl, how are you?' extremely vanilla messages every day with no follow up for a drink until 7:30pm every Friday night (because i have nothing better to do on a Friday night, of course I will be free....NOT) or the other equally cute guy with a million times more personality and excellent banter...hmmmm i wonder who one would choose.

Another big thing is when meeting ones friends, get a bit of charisma and utter more than 2 words that relate to more then hi and bye.

Basically all I am saying is unless you are a bit dull yourself avoid these bores like the plague....most likely going to be a bore in other areas as well.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx L

Spring is officially here and is seriously getting nice and toasty.

Bikini season has well and truly sprung itself on me again...
Looking forward to lots of boozy dinners and solid beach sessions!!!

Have rid my life of majority of the douchelords i knew.

New Job starts in a week along with DJ lessons and daylight savings.

BRING.ON.SUMMER.

Happy Almost Friday xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L

DECKS ARRIVE NEXT MONDAY!
I have the feeling we are going to be naturals!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L

The other night I sat down to dinner with a few of the girls...and one of them received a text from a guy she had recently been on a date with.

We are not a kiss and tell household but this one was a goodie...

Basically this guy thought he was one with Kanye, Jay Z and Pdiddy.

Here is a small insight into the world of a wigga - it is even worse that they send these phrases to girls they are hoping to date/make a good impression on.

LOLZ
SHIZ GONNA GET CRAY - this one is brilliant  I laugh out loud at this
Ain't No Thiiing
Bebe
Juz Sayin
Chu know
I'm chill gurl
Zup      
Harro (It’s hard to even type it)
Pssssst!
Ze (instead of the)
Adios!
Did you paint the town red?
Anyhoooooooooo
Well derr!
BOOYEAHHH

I just cannot get past the fact someone actually wrote 'SHIZ GONNA GET CRAY" WHAT A DUDE!!!

So basically if you are a guy steer clear from all the above. (Which i am sure most of you would...we have clearly been dating super intellectuals to receive the above)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L