I have been rather slack on the blogging front.

Have been over in the states for a month and well lets be honest the year has just flown by.

Will be posting some more over the next few weeks.

Happy Monday!!!

L xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

As Charlotte says- 'I've been dating since i was 16, i am exhausted WHERE IS HE?!'

What makes it even worse is when you go on a good one and they are super keen for a week or so and then you just never hear again. Men are keen one week and not the next- this is the emerging trend due to the fact there are so many eligible ladies out there and these blokes seem to follow their wangs to greener pastures every other week.

WE ARE GETTING TO OLD FOR GAMES.

One can only cop the ' It's not you it's me' line a few times in a row before thinking there must be something seriously wrong with you. It doesn't matter how many sympathy cosmos your engaged/coupled/married girlfriends feed you- there must be a bit of truth to this thought otherwise why wouldn't they call?

If i have to hear 'it's his loss' or 'you just choose the wrong guys' one more time i will start swinging. I have dated every variety of man under the sun and let me tell you this, they are all the same. Cut from the same cloth just with different hair colour. I dont think my destiny if to end up solo in s studio apartment with numerous cats, but at the rate i am going i will have given up all together if it keeps going like this.

MEN OF SYDNEY, cut the games they are not necessary and simply piss us off. If you are not interested just say it instead of letting us think there is something wrong with us.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L

Miley Cyrus has lost her shit.

Its bad enough she was bent over on Robin Thicke's crotch but she also has 4 ass cheeks hanging out of her latex shorts.

Watch link below if you haven't already witnessed this train-wreck in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDxeVGKU_I

Someone needs to stage an intervention before there is another Britney running around!!

xxxxx L

Recently I downloaded a  ‘dating’ app called tinder.

While the concept is great for those on the go with minimal time to meet someone let alone squeeze in a date it is also being used as a one night stand tool.

This is a risk you run when using any online dating tool, however I have found that due to the superficial nature of this particular app the opposite sex feels the need to be even more outrageous than normal.

How it works:

You can set your age and location parameters and tinder filters the desired settings.
You end up with a screen that shows a persons photo age and name
If you don’t like the look of them you simply NOPE them and it goes onto the next.
If you happen to like them you click like.
If you both end up liking each other it put you into a chat screen with them.

The beauty of this app is you don’t know who actually likes you unless it’s a mutual like.

I have since deleted this app after having a rather stalkerish experience of someone adding me on facebook and then harassing me via message. Also not quite sure how i feel about being told once having found my surname from his facebook stalking efforts he then went on to google me, where he found twitter and linkedin profiles. If i wanted to share that with you buddy I would have told you.

Verdict: whilst it’s a great concept for those who are super busy, I would never actually go on a date with anyone from tinder I just don’t think a lot of the blokes are in it for more than a bit of ‘fun’...if you are bored its a great time waster.

PS one good tip is to avoid anyone with the name Zee who just has pictures of his wang


xxxxxxxxxxxxxx L

With cooler weather looming, here is a little bit of food porn for you all.

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Finally...we are at least at halfway.... this has been the week from hell and its only Wednesday.....hurry up Friday!


xxxxxxxxxxxx L

That dreaded day for singles is just around the corner.

There is nothing worse than every female getting embarrassingly large displays of flowers while your desk remains a stark reminder yes you are in fact a single/relationship limbo.

Personally I say embrace this time go and have a mani, hire pretty woman, order thai and sink a nice bottle of red.

Think of it as a positive. You aren't sitting at an overpriced set menu with a million and one people around you on romance steroids trying to out do one another.

Flowers are amazing but wouldn't it be nicer to receive them 'just because' and not because hallmark says you should?!

If you have a partner doing something relaxed and low key is def the way to go on this amazingly corny day!

Xxxxx L

This week has been the longest week ever! It's only Friday and it feels like I've gone through 2 weeks with what has happened in only one.

Went to the Allan Border Meda with my best friend in Melbourne on Monday and was literally in Melbourne for 24 hours none of which there was any down time.

A giant thank you to Sweaty Betty PR and Rachel Gilbert for dressing me!

Had an amazing night, was so so good to see Jack and met some truly fabulous people!


Xxxxxx L