I dont know what it is about this specimen of male....but they feel the need to dose themselves up on tanning injecctions are usually tattoed within an inch of their life and of course are "juiced" up and therefore feel the need to rip of their shirt in any environment to try to flaunt what their "juice syringe" gave them.
Just because a fast paced techno beat comes over the speakers at whever 'chat' festival you happen to be at it does not warrant you being shirtless...also on a side note you look like a massive douchelord when you are shirtless with your gay-ass silky bulldogs footy shorts, and your homo sunglasses on and its 10pm at night.
NOTE TO ROID MUNCHERS EVERYWHERE: (actually a few points to note)
* Seroids usually make your skin foul...which means yes your front may be nice but your b-acne makes me want to vom..keep it covered thanks.
* You seem to sweat a lot- this combined with the shirtless factor and also the fact that you prob shave your chest/back/arms etc and your rubbing your sweat/bacne/spiky self on me when we are partying also makes me want to vom
* Mood swings- you seem to want to bash or fight everyone at all times. e.g little girl says hi...you respond with "i wana bash youz"
These are just a few small things i want you to think about next time you even have a milli-second of a thought about taking your shirt off in public again...please just think of the rest of us and the general health risk you throw at us when that shirt does come off.
KEEP IT ON!
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p.s this post is dedicated to my trusty C.E.B Jordan
For me 2011 has been a rollercoaster of a year....actually not really ever a dull moment..
There were a LOT of big changes in my life and all i can say is i am glad to have made it out the other end...these hard times have been put to the back of the shelf only because i have such fabulous friends (you all know who you are) and I can never thank you enough!!
There is not one moment from the past year that i regret in the slightest and all your experiences good or bad can only make you stronger!
I am glad to say that you live and you learn and life definitely goes on.
These are some of my favourite and most memorable moments of 2011.
BRING ON 2012!
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My best friend in the world got engaged!
My favourite day of the whole year- Nat's engagement/ Birthday lunch- best group of girls!
Finally shot a gun at the farm
Weekend in Turon- What a crew!
Turon Girls
2 weeks of pure bliss in bali
The best cheese plate of 2011
Weekend with my best girls to QLD
Trip to America- coming home with a tattoo
America- Life changing Holiday
10 bottles and 20 garbage bags later these ladies packed my life for me! + Bendall
This picture does not need an explanation of how the night wound up
These 2 are the best movers and shakers going...
My new house :)
Mine!
Doodle head always makes everyone happy!!
My dear friend Susie married Mike.
LADIES and or MEN (if you are into that)....The Chief silver fox is in Sydney and i think this calls for a silver fox oogle gallery!!!
The following men have all aged like a spectacular full bodied fine wine.. OOgle away ladies (and/or Men)
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CHIEF SILVER FOX
Pics from: nydailynews, ruthanthony, dailymail.co.uk
“life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass....its learning how to dance in the rain”
Pics From: They all hate us, The Lane,
Its not just the incredible shopping i loved about USA, the people are so diverse and also the food i thought was amazing (apart from the coffee)
I can't wait to get back there in 2013 for my best friends wedding in Palm Springs....All i have to say is Vegas is going to get a run for its money on that hens week!
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This Giant Margarita resulted in.....
....getting a tattoo by a mexican named Seven
Red O Mexican
Cleo at the Redbury Hotel
STK West Hollywood
BOA Steakhouse- Santa Monica
Take this as a gentle reminder.. we are well in the swing of silly season....beer goggles are unavoidable.
Get yourself a trusty wingman to avoid mingers.
See post from 1 month ago for more in depth instructions on how to avoid any specimen of minger.
For some it may be too late for this friendly reminder...yes i have an available shoulder to cry on if you need it!
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I HEART BALI!
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Rock Bar
Jimbaran Bay
Padang Padang- That same lady has been there every year since 2004
My favourite beach - Padang Padang
Ku DeTA
Bali life <3
Most romantical restaurant ever- La Luciola
I dont know what gives guys the right to think that girls would love to jump to the click of their fingers...and i dont know how these guys do it but sometimes you do find yourself sliding into that sort of relationship/courtship.
Maybe the guy is a bit of a spunk or he is a smooth operator with words, i would personally like to share some of my views on this topic and maybe help lift the lid on how us ladies can somehow play the player.
* The old 'you are the only one im seeing' line- do not believe this because chances are you are one of about 10 chicks that climbs out of their bed during a standard week.
* Jealousy is a curse- The fact that only after they see that another guy may have some interest in you do they start up contact again and you are suddenly the most important conquest on their radar- flick them and go with the guy that you were just talking to!
* DO NOT stop speaking to other men that may be calling you- there will be many missed opportunities you will be kicking yourself over if you do once this player ditches you.
Quote of my evening from guy who shall not be named whom i may have been seeing "you can't play a player darling". (effing WANKER)
So as you see this may backfire and you will be revealed haha but if you don't really like them that much you have nothing to lose anyway so give it a good crack.
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