Unless you have been in a hole for the last few years you will have come to notice that there is a new generation/breed of young slappers coming through the ranks.

For us single 25+ year olds this is not good news (hence why im focusing on the silver fox age group..old enough to be these girls fathers) and these new slappers havent hit puberty hence the reason they are all glamazon super model types..the thing that makes it a triple whammy is that they also dress like supermodels and they know how to handle (offer) themselves.

To put your effort into the cute guy you have spotted while out and then play the hard to get/non interested card and to have this completely ruined because one of these youngens comes in and is clearly the very easy option is not a nice feeling.

When i was their age bad girl short shorts (they werent even that short) and vans skate shoes were the norm for girls, not the newest chanel handbag teamed with sky high shoes and an immaculate outfit. Somehow the fake id's must be getting better or they just show the door man their boobs (which seemed to have come in a LOT earlier than mine ever did)

All i have to say about this is....WE ARE ALL SCREWED!!

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This week just feels like it has gone forever...yesterday i thought it was Friday much to my disappointment.

Everyone have a FABULOUS weekend.

PS tomorrow is meant to be hot....get beaching/boating peeps.

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Pics from: they all hate us, pubarticles, marloperry, campaignband, mystylistsays

This post sort of goes hand in hand with my earlier 'booze goggles' post.
Yesterday having a few wines with the girls we spotted (what we thought was) a fine speciman of man mountain.
However as he appocahed the comments went from..
"look at that hot piece of man"
to
"he is sort of cute"
to
"i literally wouldnt touch that if you paid me"

Yes, any guys reading this chicks say it too.

By the time we realised he wasnt so great he already knew he had our attention...not good.

Moral of the story is...yes he may have had an amazeballs personality, but lets be honest looks count at the beginning...make sure you stealth perve especially if its from far away.

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This post is dedicated to my best friend who is getting married in Palm Springs...not for a little while but I still get excited about it!!  LOVE YOU!!!!

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Pics From: weheartit, thegartergirl, art8amby, justjared, blackwhiteyellow, crownweddings, spnmagazines, they all hate us

After my recent trip to the states i have come to realise I love a good Baseball Cap...i rarely wear them unless at the beach or running outside but i seem to have started a little collection.

Love a good hat/any accessory.

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Pics From: My own, Socialitelife.com, hatsca

Every girl loves a bit of sparkle...and if you dont you should start...is an instant mood fixer!

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Pics from: They all hate us, Blissandchic, x17online, kitkraft, christianandmileyinlove, horiwood, stylegroove

SINGLE LADIES OF SYDNEY....and everywhere else that does Movember.

This month in particular will be a huge challenge to find a hot man of quality because every second one of them looks like a little mexican paedophile...keep in mind this is for a very very good cause..and they shave it off in 2 weeks!

The key is to look past the mo at the man behind it.....there could be real potential under that blanket of foul lip hair.

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I know its pretty much summer...but that doesnt mean you have permission to be a gigantic douchelord and wear your sunglasses indoors.

YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT.

It doesnt take much to flick them up onto your head.
Unless the light globes in the building you enter are giving off some uber extreme UV rays (which is impossible unless you are walking into a giant solarium) take them off....you just look like a massive toolbag.

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I didnt realise i have a mild obsession with skulls...i think this stemmed from when i was in LA recently and all the Mexican day of the dead stuff was around in Venice Beach...
Even my house has become victim..
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Pics From:my own, DallasandCarlos, They all hate us, alexandermcqueen.com

One of my best friends is playing right now in the Sheffield Shield  for Tasmania
(cricket for all those non sport people)

I am in no way a cricket watcher.....i don't even know which team is which (they are both in white)

BUT i am so proud of him so get watching people!!

Look for this mug bowling after lunch time i will prob be yelling at my computer at work getting 'you have fnally lost your shit' stares from work colleagues.

http://cricket.com.au/livestream1

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