I had a conversation with a girlfriend the other day which made me realise dates from hell are happening all over Sydney at the moment its like all the nut jobs have come out in force and decided to start dating.
This man pursued her solidly for 9 months before she decided maybe after all his effort in trying to get me to go out with him I will bite the bullet and just go!
So this guy shows up to the restaurant on time...my friend is thinking ok he is punctual..TICK
However it is when he stumbles over to the table and slumps into the chair she realises he has had one too many nerve calmer beverages before this date.
After half an hour of drunk conversation (on his behalf) he goes to the bathroom, returning on his phone he proceeds to invite the rest of his family down to join in on the date. Stocks in this guy are falling fast.
It is when his father arrives (also hammered) and says hello giving her a kiss on each cheek then says loudly ' so i hear you are ethnic'. This is the moment when she thanks F*CK she drove.
A few other highlights from this evening were the guy sitting on his phone half the night, the brother asking my friend how his brother was doing on the first date out of 10, the 3 guys trying to break up a domestic argument which had nothing to do with them and of course the ever so appropriate discussion of PDA and sex amongst the dad and 2 brothers.
She doesnt hear from him for a few days but then receives a nice text which is the icing on the cake, it reads 'Put out or get out'!
Safe to say she has never responded to any of the million other texts she has received since.
I am warning all you single ladies out there right now that it might be wise to get some info on the guy you are dating before you actually go, some of them are disguised as normal.
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This man pursued her solidly for 9 months before she decided maybe after all his effort in trying to get me to go out with him I will bite the bullet and just go!
So this guy shows up to the restaurant on time...my friend is thinking ok he is punctual..TICK
However it is when he stumbles over to the table and slumps into the chair she realises he has had one too many nerve calmer beverages before this date.
After half an hour of drunk conversation (on his behalf) he goes to the bathroom, returning on his phone he proceeds to invite the rest of his family down to join in on the date. Stocks in this guy are falling fast.
It is when his father arrives (also hammered) and says hello giving her a kiss on each cheek then says loudly ' so i hear you are ethnic'. This is the moment when she thanks F*CK she drove.
A few other highlights from this evening were the guy sitting on his phone half the night, the brother asking my friend how his brother was doing on the first date out of 10, the 3 guys trying to break up a domestic argument which had nothing to do with them and of course the ever so appropriate discussion of PDA and sex amongst the dad and 2 brothers.
She doesnt hear from him for a few days but then receives a nice text which is the icing on the cake, it reads 'Put out or get out'!
Safe to say she has never responded to any of the million other texts she has received since.
I am warning all you single ladies out there right now that it might be wise to get some info on the guy you are dating before you actually go, some of them are disguised as normal.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L
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