As i write this post I don't know why but my first mental images on this topis pretty much involve all the girls from Jersey Shore.
These girls actually aren't mutton dressed as lamb because they are only in their mid 20's...they are just girls dressed in slapper clothes who feel that showing their coochie on a daily basis is totally normal.
So picture the Jersey shore girls outfits and put them on a 40 year old cougar and there you have 'Mutton dressed as Lamb'.
There are two types of MDAL -
1. This breed of desperate lady can at times be our worst enemy..seemingly they steal all the half decent men by using their 'assets' they are usually very toned and fit- have most likely had a lot of work done ie. giant fake boobs, and are in what I like to call a halfway to stripper outfit.
Once a bloke has sunk a few drinks and his beer goggles are fully functional this form of MDAL can be extremely appealing and usually these are the ones you will happen to stumble accross in the dark back corner of the room (avoiding the revealing bright lights)
2. This type of MDAL i like to call the Sausage in a stocking breed. They are older ladies trying to re-live their teens by dressing like their young daughter and somehow when looking at their reflection in the mirror seem to miss noticing that all their bodyparts have droopped and they have put on a few kg's since they were in their prime...sausage in a stocking pretty much sums them up.
Basically if you are in your 40's unless you happen to be a Victoria's Secret model please avoid all types of Bodycon clothing not only will you feel better for it but you are saving everyone elses retinas burning.
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These girls actually aren't mutton dressed as lamb because they are only in their mid 20's...they are just girls dressed in slapper clothes who feel that showing their coochie on a daily basis is totally normal.
So picture the Jersey shore girls outfits and put them on a 40 year old cougar and there you have 'Mutton dressed as Lamb'.
There are two types of MDAL -
1. This breed of desperate lady can at times be our worst enemy..seemingly they steal all the half decent men by using their 'assets' they are usually very toned and fit- have most likely had a lot of work done ie. giant fake boobs, and are in what I like to call a halfway to stripper outfit.
Once a bloke has sunk a few drinks and his beer goggles are fully functional this form of MDAL can be extremely appealing and usually these are the ones you will happen to stumble accross in the dark back corner of the room (avoiding the revealing bright lights)
2. This type of MDAL i like to call the Sausage in a stocking breed. They are older ladies trying to re-live their teens by dressing like their young daughter and somehow when looking at their reflection in the mirror seem to miss noticing that all their bodyparts have droopped and they have put on a few kg's since they were in their prime...sausage in a stocking pretty much sums them up.
Basically if you are in your 40's unless you happen to be a Victoria's Secret model please avoid all types of Bodycon clothing not only will you feel better for it but you are saving everyone elses retinas burning.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L
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