The devil week..how to deal

As a woman we know that we are going to feel like a piece of shit when that week rolls around...basically we know we are being irrational about pretty much every single thing, at the time though we never realise this its when we look back on the previous week and think "wow i was really a complete nutcase".

PMS = Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

A few good pointers for the males that have to be around us while we are devil spawns for a week.

* DO NOT EVER comment on the fact we may look the size of a house due to the fact we are wearing tent-like comfort clothes.
* DO NOT EVER comment on the higher than normal level of crappy reality TV we are watching i.e Kardashians and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills.
* Flowers = winner
* We are always right
* Smother us with compliments even if we get angry at you for saying them
* Lindt chocolates and cheese plates = Also winning
* Worst thing you can ever do is actually mention the fact we are being completely irrational.
*Smile and nodding is your best option

Basically during this week WE are always right, YOU are always wrong and nothing you say or do will change this. Yes we know we are being totally over the top and completely insane but we really can't help it or see it at the time.
Just avoid us and all will be peachy for everyone!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L