When you first start dating someone its all about getting to know the other person (my favourite part actually) but there are some factors that could be a huge deal breaker...these are things that might happen 3 years deep and be ok, but when they happen after 2 weeks or a month its usually enough to make the other person head for the hills.
* Dropping the 'L Bomb' when you are too hammered and you really don't mean it at all.
* Meeting the parents after only a few dates and unprepared.
* Peeing with the door open or while the other person is in the bathroom (romance will die right at that moment)
* Moving in - this can go both ways but if you don't know them too well always best to wait AT LEAST 6 months.
* Their mum has your number after 2 weeks and now calls you instead of their own child to ask stupid questions.
* Tattoo of their full name in an obvious place - if this falls through you basically will need to only date people with this name or name your first born after your ex (awkward much)!
* Calling every 5 minutes 'just to say hi', we have better things to do with our day than have meaningless repetitive conversations with you and no nothing exciting has happened since you called 5 minutes ago.
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* Dropping the 'L Bomb' when you are too hammered and you really don't mean it at all.
* Meeting the parents after only a few dates and unprepared.
* Peeing with the door open or while the other person is in the bathroom (romance will die right at that moment)
* Moving in - this can go both ways but if you don't know them too well always best to wait AT LEAST 6 months.
* Their mum has your number after 2 weeks and now calls you instead of their own child to ask stupid questions.
* Tattoo of their full name in an obvious place - if this falls through you basically will need to only date people with this name or name your first born after your ex (awkward much)!
* Calling every 5 minutes 'just to say hi', we have better things to do with our day than have meaningless repetitive conversations with you and no nothing exciting has happened since you called 5 minutes ago.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L
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