Holy Shitballs its 2013!

2012 I am saying good riddance, you have been a C of a year!

To all my beyond amazing friends and family that have been with me through the shit of a year that was 2012 I love you all to pieces!

BRING ON 2013 and lets make it a f*ckong awesome one!!!!!

Have a fabulous New Year's Eve everyone, sending big love to all!

Over and out until 2013.

Xxxxxxxxxxx L

I am kicking this post off with full admission I am actually a massive dork... I just finished watching that horrible Britney Spears movie crossroads and have now loaded spotify with some vintage Britney beats. She was so babeing back in the day.

Today was one of those days that seemed to be full on alll day and went forever... So much so that when I left work I actually forgot where I parked the morning seemed such a distant memory.

Onto the fact 2013 is just around the corner...

Dear 2013, please be amazing because to be honest 2012 was a bit of a C word.

Have a fabulous last few days at work. For those like mysel that have to work through chin up there is always hard liquor to help you through!

Love to all xxxxxxxxxxx L

Re-cap of my week = BOOZE

Had a fab date/celebrated my half birthday, taught someone how to tie their shoes,, Xmas lunch with the girls then a killer night out last night with great people. All in all I just had an outstanding week of ticking boxes really!

Life was a tad of challenge for me today as I had a hangover from hell. (First world problems)

I fell asleep beside the pool and am currently resembling a glowing tomato - pretty hot I know.

Proceded to catch up on some work - complete over achiever, then I busted out some Super Nintendo and a beer.

After reading the above I have actually decided that yes I am basically a guy.

This week will also be a cracker... Heading down to Melbourne to hang with my best friend and hopefully will come home with a working liver.

Bring on some public holidays for me I'm dying for a day off!!!

Xxxxxxx L

Over the last few weeks a friend of mine has started sort of seeing a guy.... Everything is really good, she knows all his friends so its all very easy and relaxed.

He then informs her that one of the guys he knows likes her.. This comes to a head when everyone is together at the same time.

It has actually made me realise there are some men out there that are worse than women when it comes to being just am absolute bitch!

- He tells one of her closest friends the new guy is a player.
FYI twat everyone is a player at some point in their life, yes even ladies. Being picky before you settle does not make you a player.

- Procedes to openly bitch about them (whilst sitting right beside them)
Are you 2 years old?

- Gets one of his friends to call her to find out where she is.
Once again are you 2 years old? She obviously isn't answering your calls for a reason.

- DON'T YOU FEEL AWKWARD YET?!!!

Basically I am actually extremely surprised he has never had a solid punch to the nose!

It's just rude, stop trying to grass cut.

Xxxxxxx L

So being on the dating wagon obviously brings with it the bevvy of some good, some not so good dates.

These are obviously not all coming from me (I have got some from my single friends girls and guys)

When going on a date there are certain instances which can make it go from peachy to I need to phone a friend.

Deal Breakers as follows:

-          Paying in coins, then not buying the next round and offering your siler coins – if you want to pay in coins take me to maccas where this is acceptable, they have a small change menu.

-          Patting ones back or head a few minutes into a first date - I am not your family pet dude

-          Talking about your ex after we have been sitting there for literally 2 minutes

- Calling me mate, dude and man doesn't exactly inspire romance

-          Whipping your phone out to text your mate while we are literally eating dinner

-          Ordering yourself a drink when at the bar and not even bothering to ask if I would also like one

-          Too much eye contact, its unnerving  – you are making me feel like there is something on my face

-          No banter.

-          Turning up in old shorts and a shitty t shirt- it’s a date, make a little bit of effort, because im wearing heels and now feel like a knob for getting dressed up.

Date goers take note.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L